can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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