Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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