are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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