she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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