When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
my being single is dangerous.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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