At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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