you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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