well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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