Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Is that strawberry winking at me??
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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