I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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