question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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