The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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