Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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