your thong is hanging out like whoa
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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