If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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