he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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