Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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