Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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