Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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