So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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