They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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