It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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