Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
there is puke in my bra ... again
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
