it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
