Already got asked if we're dating
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
