Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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