Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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