Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Damn victory sex feels great
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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