Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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