he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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