I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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