oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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