Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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