I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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