Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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