Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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