dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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