I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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