Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
