You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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