I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
ugly people sure do ruin things
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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