i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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