Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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