when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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