Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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