We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
