He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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