Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i think my mom watched the whole time
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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