oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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