I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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